THETA EPSILON
ALUMNI ASSOCIATION OF OF HUMBOLDT STATE
UNIVERSITY, ARCATA, CALIFORNIA
The newly formed Theta Epsilon Alumni Association of Humboldt State University will be adding various historical stories associated with our fraternity at the college since it's founding in 1960.........
You mentioned that you wanted tales from the past. Here's one, and it's
illustrated too.

In a recent email Don Bird mentioned a "two holer" in the quad. Well, this
is it. I took this photo the next day for the Eureka Standard.
It seems that one evening 40 some years ago we were to have dinner at the
Teke house (the original on C street) and it was to be served by the
pledges. Our cook, the redoubtable Mrs. Davis, always cooked the meal and
then left everything on the stove before she left. Well, when dinner was
served that night it just wasn't up to Mrs. Davis's standards, just some
veggies and some noodles with a few strings of chicken in them. We
grumbled, but ate anyway. It was after dinner when the clean-up crew found
the rest of the dinner in the oven, it was a great pot of chicken which, we
found out later, was supposed to be served with the noodles. On the spot
the leadership decreed that later that evening we would have a chicken
snack, to be served by the errant pledges. They were called in and at about
9 pm we gathered for our feast. If memory serves, there was also a quantity
of beer consumed. One thing led to another and we hatched a plot. We would
"borrow" an outhouse and deposit it in the quad. I'm not sure who came up
with the idea, or if anyone knew where to get one.
Anyway, we set out, after persuading Don Cherry (I think he was one of the
pledges) to bring along his new Ford Ranchero and allow us to carry our
borrowed cargo in it. This took some persuading because Mr. Cherry truly
loved his car. We acquired our two holer somewhere out towards the mouth of
the Mad River. As I remember the wind was blowing something fierce and we
were a bit giddy, and noisy, but we got it all loaded up and off we went.
We had quite a crew available and it was a good think because we had to
carry the thing on its side from the parking lot behind the dorms.
Amazingly we didn't get caught, probably because it was then around midnight
and the dorms were pretty quiet then. Unfortunately the picture I shot with
all the culprits standing around right after we planted it has been lost.
It wasn't until the middle of the day after that the college maintenance
crews removed it from the quad.
We gave some thought, upon more sober reflection, about the people who owned
the outhouse. We only hoped that it was not longer used, but we never found
out. Ah, the things we did in our youth.


